Some of microbro's mother's advice...
- Always change your underwear; you never know when you'll have an accident!
- Don't make that face or it'll freeze in that position!
- Be careful or you'll put your eye out!
- What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
- You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!
- Close that door! Were you born in a barn?
- If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all!
- Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!
- Speak to everyone!