The New York Times, 29FEB08, reported that the manufactured candidate, George W. Bush, will probably accept foreign donations to build his presidential library in Dallas and would consider keeping the donors’ names confidential if they did not want to be identified. Given his “accomplishments” in office, I can surely understand why Bush contributors are not from the U.S. and may want to remain anonymous.
A good friend just sent me this satire of the proposed Bush Library that is floating out there in cyberspace. I think it is hilarious and I want to share it with you, too….thanks, Brian.
W Presidential Library
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning
stages. The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember
anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The "Tax Cut" Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The "Economy Room" which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you
go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.
The "Decider Room" complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the
President's accomplishments.
Admission: Republicans free; Democrats $1000 or 3 Euros
A good friend just sent me this satire of the proposed Bush Library that is floating out there in cyberspace. I think it is hilarious and I want to share it with you, too….thanks, Brian.
W Presidential Library
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning
stages. The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember
anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The "Tax Cut" Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The "Economy Room" which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you
go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.
The "Decider Room" complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the
President's accomplishments.
Admission: Republicans free; Democrats $1000 or 3 Euros
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